Cthuluesque Dick and Jane Parody

Googling tonight and saw a strange little site. It's at:
http://www.geocities.com/rowenaknill/jokes/dickandjane.html

Here's probably the better of the several "Dick & Jane" parodies.

by Jay Mackley

See Jane.
See Dick.
See Spot.
See Fluffy.
See Dick's friend Sath.
See Sath draw on the ground.
Sath needs to have some blood.
Run Fluffy, run.
He escaped.
That was lucky.
Spot was not so lucky.
Splat Spot, splat.

See Sath start the ancient rite.
See Jane dance.
See Dick writhe.
See Sath change.
See Sath grow.
See Tsathogghua.
See Tsathogghua eat Dick and Jane.

Oh Dear.